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<rss version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>As is fairly self evident, this blog is dedicated to lines regarding the fakeness, or fakocity as we say, of another person’s mother. Just like the ‘classic’ “Yo mamma so fat…” jokes, but less fatist. It all began like this…

Chrispian’s original email:http://failblog.org/2008/08/19/geography-fail/

Warlach’s response:
“Fake, but glorious…”

Chrispian’s highly educated retort:
“meh, i’ll fake YOU!”

Warlach’s similarly highly educated retort:
“Meh, I faked your Mumma, and that be true!”

Chrispian then responded with the first “Yo mamma so fake…” and the rest is history. New entries in our private meme will be posted here as
often as we come up with them. 

If you would like to submit an entry, hit the email link below.</description><title>Maternal Fakocity</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @maternalfakocity)</generator><link>http://maternalfakocity.com/</link><item><title>the Warlach is a lie.
~Chrispian</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/imyLQhmCln46tdvm94UMPjpQo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;the Warlach is a lie.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;~Chrispian&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maternalfakocity.com/post/103737009</link><guid>http://maternalfakocity.com/post/103737009</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 23:35:03 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>Hey hey</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Remember me? It’s OK, I barely do either.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In between working like crazy in the office and all the stresses of getting ready for overseas, including some very interesting experiences with visa applications, I have not had the time to update MF.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s not just MF though, all my projects have been put on hold.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well, I leave today for overseas, so updates probably wont be any more frequent from me until I get back but you can follow my travel adventures here: &lt;a href="http://adventure2009.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;http://adventure2009.tumblr.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Peace out,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;~Warlach &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maternalfakocity.com/post/102774596</link><guid>http://maternalfakocity.com/post/102774596</guid><pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2009 10:22:10 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>Ok, so i totally made this up. However, the internet is a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/imyLQhmClmy9ayhpIRvqyHVMo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ok, so i totally made this up. However, the internet is a retarded place, and i wanted to see if i could spawn a conspirace theory merely by posting it. It seems like any conspiracy or paranormal crap can gain a following these days. So go, go internet monkeys… make me famous!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;~Chrispian&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maternalfakocity.com/post/102213556</link><guid>http://maternalfakocity.com/post/102213556</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 19:58:08 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>Post-inspiration Madness</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNoSpacing"&gt;The other day I took an hour out of my afternoon to have a talk with a professor from the university where I was an undergraduate. I was hoping to discuss my chances, or lack thereof, of doing a research degree sometime in the near future, and one of the pieces of advice she gave took me a little by surprise. I realised later that it shouldn’t have. What she said was that I needed to frame my proposal around the type of academia that I want to associate with. In essence, I need a community of likeminded scholars. Am I a Foucoultian , or a Barthesian? A Hobbesenite or a Wittgenstinian? A post-modernist (heaven forefend) or a neo-liberal-post-Keynesian-macro-pseudo-noirian …i’m sure if I was I would know.  None the less, it took me a little by surprise. Sure, I’ve studied these people, but I’ve always taken a pick and mix approach when it came to using them. I’ve certainly never self identified with them, and I wouldn’t call myself a modernist, for example, any more than I’d call myself a post-industrial capitalist.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNoSpacing"&gt;It seems, however, that if you want to find a place in an academic institution that you need to couch yourself in those terms in order to let others know where they can put you. This led me to thinking about the more modern theorists that I like, and what they might identify themselves as. I figured that if I wanted to write in the same vein that they do, then that would be a good place to start. This all led me to my favourite poetry critic and theorist, Marjory Perloff.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNoSpacing"&gt;There are a lot of things to write about Perloff. She’s still living, which gives one hope. And she writes about the behaviour of language almost independent of the author’s intent, or at least this is what it seemed to me as an undergraduate. But that’s not quite what I mean. What I mean is that the author is there, heavily scrutinised in their intent and in their outcomes, but the work is there as well, and it is examined intimately for itself as well as for how it relates to the person and the time that created it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNoSpacing"&gt;In the entry about her in &lt;a href="http://epc.buffalo.edu/authors/perloff/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;i&gt;the Encyclopedia of Literary Critics and Criticism&lt;/i&gt;, Written by Peter Barry, Edited by Chris Murray. (Fitzroy Dearborn, 1999) from the Buffalo University website&lt;/a&gt; it says:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNoSpacing"&gt;Her book on the New York poet Frank O’Hara sees his work as part of a matrix of related cultural and artistic activity, rather than isolating it, in the New Critical fashion, as a uniquely supercharged variety known as “literature.” Placing poetry within a cultural continuum in this way quickly becomes the keynote of her approach. Instead of reading the “words on the page” she reads the words (as she has said) off the page and into the immensely active urban and technological cultures from which innovative poetries invariably arise. As she says in the Preface to &lt;i&gt;Radical Artifice: Writing Poetry in the Age of Media&lt;/i&gt; (1991), “There is today no landscape uncontaminated by sound bytes or computer blips, no mountain peak or lonely valley beyond the reach of the cellular phone and the microcassette player. Increasingly, then, the poet’s arena is the electronic world.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNoSpacing"&gt;This is the approach I want to take. What would you call it then? I certainly don’t think this is unique, but I do think that examining texts as objects within a ‘continuum’ of changing cultural context is important. My better teachers at university were able to show me how the great works of art that still weigh down bookshelves all over the globe are products of not just a mind, but a mind in a time and a place and in engagement with the creative flow of a community. There are, of course, exceptions, but these &lt;i&gt;are &lt;/i&gt;exceptions rather than rules. Most great writers come standing on the shoulders of giants… but I get sidetracked. What do we call it then?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNoSpacing"&gt;This critical approach responded to the well-known pronouncement of Theodor Adorno that “After Auschwitz … to a write a poem is barbaric.” Such notions of silence, randomness, and openness seemed to posit the possibility of a “post-aesthetic” kind of writing which acknowledged the failure of the century’s high culture to prevent a return to barbarism. “Postmodernism” in this sense represented a literature which recognized the failure of “high culture,” even that of the great modernists like Pound, Eliot, Rainer Maria Rilke, and Thomas Mann, so that the anti-elitism, anti-authoritarianism, and anarchism of this kind of postmodernism had what Perloff calls a “cutting edge” — it was polemical and political, and had not yet been formulated primarily as “play.” But 1967 was also the year of the three books which brought Jacques Derrida to fame, and marked the beginning of the rise of poststucturalism in the United States. Derrida’s seminal essay “Structure, Sign, and Play” had first appeared in 1966, and very quickly the notion of “semantic instability” became dominant in the humanities, not as the specific quality of the postmodern “open text,” but as the necessary linguistic condition of all texts. Thus, in its later phase, postmodernism becomes “play” rather than “anarchy,” celebrating what Jameson called “a new depthlessness,” and “a waning of affect.” Perloff sees the shift in emphasis from “openness” to “depthlessness,” in discussions of postmodernism between the 1970s and the 1980s, as symptomatic. The “dissolution of the subject,” favored by 1980s postmodernism and poststructuralism, far from being something to celebrate, is actually the state of mind that engendered Stalinist purges, the Holocaust, and Hiroshima. Perloff, of course, offers no neat solution to this contradiction, but she points out that many of the classic modernists had already lost faith in those “metanarratives” before their demise was proclaimed in the 1980s.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNoSpacing"&gt;What then? The author here seems to be suggesting that Perloff’s writing was a gesture towards a new modernism on the far side of post-modernism. A return to the sincerity of early post-modernism. Or perhaps is that what I am seeking…? I’m not sure. I know that however idealistically post-modernism began it was tortured quite beyond its legitimacy by self indulgent and substance-less art far before the humanities had the good sense to seek, perhaps, a more grounded version of the self. Perhaps I am a post-post-structuralist, or a neo-modern-post-modernist…? I just think that poetry exists and is written somewhere in the battle between instinct and culture, and comes best out of rebellion. I think the modernists were partly right when they talked of cutting themselves away from the old traditions of art and literature, of questioning beliefs. I think Perloff does too, that’s why her writing is so often about the avante garde. But I dislike where modernism led us politically, and I dislike where it eventually ended up in post-modernism, not quite sure who we were, or where to turn.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNoSpacing"&gt;That’s it, I’m sleepy now, and this is all becoming so much wank. I’m willing to take suggestions. Where should I be looking now?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNoSpacing"&gt;———————————-&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNoSpacing"&gt;I would normally include some more links and references, but my internet is acting painfully slowly right now, and I have to be awake again in 6 hours.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maternalfakocity.com/post/101461733</link><guid>http://maternalfakocity.com/post/101461733</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 00:15:00 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>Based in true events.
~Chrispian</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/imyLQhmClmrcgbhrj3eaKL4ao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Based in true events.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;~Chrispian&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maternalfakocity.com/post/100304354</link><guid>http://maternalfakocity.com/post/100304354</guid><pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2009 23:51:54 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>Ben Goldacre and stealing Matthias Rath</title><description>&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;What is it about the quacks and the charlatans that even the most despicable of their brethren have strange and terrifying names that us ordinary folk can’t aspire to? Here, linked below, is the story of Mathias Rath, as told by one of my biggest British Heroes, &lt;a href="http://www.badscience.net" target="_blank"&gt;Ben Goldacre&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Ben just released a book called Bad Medicine, and he has just released one chapter of it online for people to read and use freely. He was unable to include it in his book because the subject of the chapter, Mr Rath, was suing him at the time. Now that Ben has won the lawsuit he’s letting us lucky inhabitants of the blogosphere read the censored material. Go on, enjoy. You’ll like it and you’ll learn something.  Rath is one of those con-men who have a body count notched in the side of his debit card.  It’s worth reading about why.  I’ve included a small excerpt from Ben Goldacre’s chapter below:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Rath’s company ran clinics reflecting these ideas, and in 2005 he decided to run a trial of his vitamins in a township near Cape Town called Khayelitsha, giving his own formulation, VitaCell, to people with advanced AIDS. In 2008 this trial was declared illegal by the Cape High Court of South Africa. Although Rath says that none of his participants had been on anti-retroviral drugs, some relatives have given statements saying that they were, and were actively told to stop using them.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: left;" align="center"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Tragically,Matthias Rath had taken these ideas to exactly the right place. Thabo Mbeki, the President of South Africa at the time, was well known as an “AIDS dissident”, and to international horror, while people died at the rate of one every two minutes in his country, he gave credence and support to the claims of a small band of campaigners who variously claim that AIDS does not exist, that it is not caused by HIV, that anti-retroviral medication does more harm than good, and so on.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;Published by Harper Perennial 2009.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;You are free to copy it, paste it, bake it, reprint it, read it aloud, as long as you don’t change it – including this bit – so that people know that they can find more ideas for free at &lt;a href="http://www.badscience.net/" target="_blank" title="http://www.badscience.net"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.badscience.net" target="_blank"&gt;www.badscience.net&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;This is an extract from&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/Bad-Science-Ben-Goldacre/dp/000728487X/?tag=bs0b-21" target="_blank"&gt;BAD SCIENCE by Ben Goldacre&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p style="text-align: left;" align="center"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;~Chrispian&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maternalfakocity.com/post/99286553</link><guid>http://maternalfakocity.com/post/99286553</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 00:08:00 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>~Chrispian</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/imyLQhmClmlicg6sdVRlhGpco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;~Chrispian&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maternalfakocity.com/post/98869092</link><guid>http://maternalfakocity.com/post/98869092</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 21:50:14 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>~Chrispian</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/imyLQhmClmhacj5o8UJPCi0qo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;~Chrispian&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maternalfakocity.com/post/97784672</link><guid>http://maternalfakocity.com/post/97784672</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2009 22:55:16 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>and you, yeah you, the guy putting Wagner in your Vietnam War...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/imyLQhmClm160zkag7S3fSrXo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;and you, yeah you, the guy putting Wagner in your Vietnam War sequence, you’re next buddy!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;~Chrispian&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maternalfakocity.com/post/94082087</link><guid>http://maternalfakocity.com/post/94082087</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 16:10:01 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>~Chrispian</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/imyLQhmClly1b3vuzuRtwy8Lo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;~Chrispian&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maternalfakocity.com/post/93320914</link><guid>http://maternalfakocity.com/post/93320914</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2009 11:34:36 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>This is my first forray into hand drawn comics, and yes, i know,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/imyLQhmCllsxzvrodW2Es9Oio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is my first forray into hand drawn comics, and yes, i know, it’s shit. next time i won’t draw it on my knees on the train. In the meantime: Chuck Norris is the only man who CAN get ye flask.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;~Chrispian&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maternalfakocity.com/post/92217690</link><guid>http://maternalfakocity.com/post/92217690</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 23:03:03 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>The Quest For Yo Mamma</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Hi there, Maternal Fakocity readers!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Remember me? Yes, I know it’s been awhile. I bet you want to know why there hasn’t been a comic from me in a while and what the future of the site is, huh? Oh, you don’t… want to play a game anyway? &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;See, I decided the best way to share this info would be to hide it at the end of a Choose Your Own Adventure style quest. The quest begins below: take it if you dare.&lt;/i&gt;..&lt;i&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Quest For Yo Mamma&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;img src="http://img2.timeinc.net/toh/i/g/1007_americanruins/ruins-mansion.jpg" vspace="20" width="214" align="right" height="214" hspace="20"/&gt;You are standing outside yo mamma’s house in the heart of the woods.&lt;i&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/i&gt;It is a dark and creepy. The wind howls through the broken glass windows and the gnarled trees which surround the mansion reach for you with their woody appendages. &lt;i&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/i&gt;It’s been five years since you were last here, are you ready to return?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a target="_self" href="http://maternalfakocity.com/private/91734471/imyLQhmCllqu4xi6Gmd19Eik"&gt;Yes, walk through the front door…&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a target="_self" href="http://maternalfakocity.com/private/91735255/imyLQhmCllqu84noDmflyl1u"&gt;Nope, I’m good&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maternalfakocity.com/post/91736487</link><guid>http://maternalfakocity.com/post/91736487</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 11:45:00 +1100</pubDate><category>Adventure</category></item><item><title>~Chrispian</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/imyLQhmClln8hlmyff7okK4eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;~Chrispian&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maternalfakocity.com/post/90894166</link><guid>http://maternalfakocity.com/post/90894166</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 23:10:08 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>~Chrispian</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/imyLQhmCllhbhk4tPtQA1yjWo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;~Chrispian&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maternalfakocity.com/post/89639492</link><guid>http://maternalfakocity.com/post/89639492</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 19:47:28 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>Hey guys.
I got back into the country on Wednesday, but...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/imyLQhmClld2fr55SrTa5FKyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hey guys.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I got back into the country on Wednesday, but i’ve been away at a friend’s wedding all week since then. But i’m home now, finally, and so here is issue number one of my retrospective, reverse timed travel blog. … … word.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;~Chrispian&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maternalfakocity.com/post/88701413</link><guid>http://maternalfakocity.com/post/88701413</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 20:23:03 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>For the record, the shot used in today’s comic is used under a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/imyLQhmCll6j77pwkaZtaqEeo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;For the record, the shot used in today’s comic is used under a &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/deed.en"&gt;Creative Commons license&lt;/a&gt; and belongs to  &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/streetart-berlin/"&gt;Berlinpiraten.de&lt;/a&gt; and can be found &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/streetart-berlin/3355049560/"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;~Warlach&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maternalfakocity.com/post/87338137</link><guid>http://maternalfakocity.com/post/87338137</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 22:46:00 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>For the record, the shot used in today’s comic is used under a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/imyLQhmCll6j3n5wWka1Uw0co1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;For the record, the shot used in today’s comic is used under a &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/deed.en"&gt;Creative Commons license&lt;/a&gt; and belongs to  &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/basictheory"&gt;Basictheory&lt;/a&gt; and can be found &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/basictheory/3334117905/"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;~Warlach&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maternalfakocity.com/post/87337332</link><guid>http://maternalfakocity.com/post/87337332</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 22:23:00 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>Man I hope Chrispian’s mum doesn’t read this site....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/imyLQhmCll6izcyomuz9mK04o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Man I hope Chrispian’s mum doesn’t read this site. The ‘sugar’ line is a reference to the awesome toffee she makes and I’d hate to think I’d cut off my supply. :)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For the record, the shot used in today’s comic is used under a &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/2.0/deed.en"&gt;Creative Commons license&lt;/a&gt; and belongs to  &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mrtea/"&gt;MrTea&lt;/a&gt; and can be found &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mrtea/1151504789/"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;~Warlach&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maternalfakocity.com/post/87336676</link><guid>http://maternalfakocity.com/post/87336676</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2009 23:21:00 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>Hey Y’all. I’m going to be unable to post for the next few days. I’m coming back...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Hey Y’all. I’m going to be unable to post for the next few days. I’m coming back to Sydney, having spent a year in the wonderful city of Edinburgh. What all this means for you, however, is that Warlach will have to hold the fort while i’m in transit. Let me know whether he does a good job or not. I’ll be back in punching range on the 18th…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;~Chrispian&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maternalfakocity.com/post/86535831</link><guid>http://maternalfakocity.com/post/86535831</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2009 11:30:55 +1100</pubDate></item><item><title>Some might choose to believe that Warlach can’t post...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/imyLQhmCll184bspVwlqjfRfo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Some might choose to believe that Warlach can’t post because he’s tired, and sic, and has a lot ofg shit going on at the moment. Personally, i choose to believe he’s being sodomised by leprachauns.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;~Chrispian&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://maternalfakocity.com/post/86309715</link><guid>http://maternalfakocity.com/post/86309715</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2009 13:28:53 +1100</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
