“Birds fly over the rainbow,
Why then - oh, why can’t I?”

I am very angry at the moment, at things unrelated to Maternal Fakocity, but I won’t cover that here at the moment. The above… monstrosity grew out of an IM conversation with Maternal Fakocity Super Friend, and Head Cheer Leader, Alex.

Yes, he’s an American. Don’t hold it against him.

After a quick poll of my male friends, I discovered a range of thoughts on the matter, if not a range of opinions. The range of opinions was fairly narrow as most thought it sounded like an awesome idea.

Some people, like Alex, want the Knight Rider theme song, some mentioned the sound effects from Super Mario at the moment of ejaculation, and others, like my housemate Tom, suggested the sounds of a pleasured female companion.

Tom and I also agreed one of the greatest pranks would be replacing your friends choice of wanking sounds to a voice mail message from their mother.

There was also the suggestion that with further augmentation you could actually play it like a flute. I’m not too sure about this.

Also, it’s not meant to be gender specific, if in our utopian cyborg future a girl wants to rub one out while her crotch plays Blondie’s I Touch Myself, that’s fine by me.

Feel free to sound off in the comments with your opinion on this idea, and which song/sounds you would chose. See you next time!

~Warlach

P.S. Before I forget, the awesome beach shot used in today’s comic is used under a Creative Commons license and belongs to Ahisgett and can here. He just took the nice picture of the beach, I added the wanking man.