There was a much more complicated version of the above comic that involved a hole being blasted through all the tanks but, just like every surgeon who has touched Michael Jackson’s nose, I just couldn’t get it to look right.

Here’s a fun fact: there’s a website called genderanalyzer.com which aims to deduce the author of a blog’s gender, based on the content.

It reckons Maternal Fakocity has a 90% chance of being written by a woman. 0_o

This is, apparently, an improvement on the results a friend obtained for our illustrious site which showed a score of 94%. Somehow, without posting any new content or comments, a few extra hours made us 4% more male.

“Hey ladies, we’re so male, we could do it in our sleep. Wait…”

I guess there’s a chance the machine just learnt more in that time, thereby increasing it’s accuracy. Which means that I predict that it will eventually become Skynet, although instead of killing people it will just take a strong interest in GLBT politics.

On a side note, my personal blog at Warlach.com has 60% chance of being male, while Chrispian’s personal site scored a massive 94% male prediction. Apparently it’s only when we combine our forces that we become a woman?

I guess if we ever both fall in love with a lesbian we could team up, fake it, and win her over. Wacky hijinks would naturally ensue, but it would all work out OK in the end.

I need to stop learning about life from bad TV/movies…

~Warlach