September 2008
86 posts
“Yo mamma so fake her nipples are copyrighted by Nestlé.”
– Chrispian
“Yo mamma so fake that Mattel use a mold of her vagina for Barbie’s crotch.”
– Warlach
“Yo mamma so fake
That steve jobs makes a killing,
Selling the iMum.”
– Chrispian
“Yo mamma so fake not even Nestlé would sell her breast milk.”
– Warlach
“Yo mamma so fake that plastic flowers grow when she waters them.”
– Chrispian
“Yo mamma so fake IKEA pays her to sit in their stores so that people can see...”
– Warlach
“Fakeness of your mum
Can only be described in-
-side fortune cookies.”
– Chrispian
“Mamma, so fake is.
Like Vader on Dagobah.
Yoda knows the truth.”
– Warlach
“The fakeness of her,
Your mother, like a metal fish
On a fishing line.”
– Chrispian
“Yo mamma so fake
She’s the first thing you see if
You take the blue...”
– Warlach
“Yo mamma so fake
Her uni degree’s printed
On a beer coaster…”
– Warlach
“Yo mamma so fake
That she’s made of carboard, dog.
…the peach...”
– Chrispian
“Yo mamma so fake,
She’s the one person who can
Divide by zero”
– Chrispian
“Yo mamma so fake:
She was in Texas that day,
on the grassy knoll…”
– Warlach
“Yo mamma so fake that miniature Ray Martins infest her intestines like worms.”
– Chrispian
“Yo mamma so fake she can only sell her body on late night TV with an...”
– Warlach
“Yo mamma so fake that the fat they didn’t syphon out of her for aroma...”
– Chrispian
“Yo mamma so fake she wasn’t born but instead created by a dozen 12 year...”
– Warlach
“Yo mamma so fake that Tony Stark built her, in a CAVE!”
– Chrispian
“Yo mamma so fake they hang her in the Louvre next to a plaque saying ‘Mona...”
– Chrispian
“Yo mamma so fake if she was on playing cards instead of Diamonds her suit would...”
– Warlach
“Yo mamma so fake she makes alien and monster costumes for Dr Who”
– Chrispian
“Yo mamma so fake she’s currently writing the book Morris Iemma: The...”
– Warlach
“Yo mamma so fake they use her skin to imitate crocodile skin on imitation...”
– Chrispian
“Yo mamma so fake she fronts for Russia at the UN peace talks with Georgia.”
– Chrispian
“Yo mamma so fake if her plane crashed in the snow with a bunch of vegans they...”
– Warlach
“Yo mamma so fake McDonald’s uses her as a substitute in its Apple Pies.”
– Warlach
“Yo mamma so fake that she’s used to decide the best actor award winner at...”
– Chrispian
“Yo mamma so fake the internet is reporting that Sarah Palin gave birth to her.”
– Warlach
“Yo mamma so fake she writes a blog where she pretends to be Steve Jobs”
– Chrispian
“Yo mamma so fake her tombstone will read “AND THEN WE WOKE UP AND IT WAS...”
– Warlach
“Yo mamma so fake that Bill Clinton consults her every time he has to show...”
– Chrispian
“Yo mamma so fake New Orleans was evacuated due to her approach…”
– Warlach
“Yo mamma so fake she invented the Latin-phrase spells in Harry Potter.”
– Chrispian
“Yo mamma so fake the Large Hadron Collider was built to prove her existence.”
– Warlach
“Yo mamma so fake that Elton John dated her when he was pretending to be...”
– Chrispian
“Yo mamma so fake Andrew Lloyd Webber uses her for his subtlety.”
– Warlach
“Yo mamma so fake that the first language she ever learned was Klingon.”
– Chrispian
“Yo mamma so fake she can’t even pass the Turing Test”
– Warlach
“Yo mamma so fake they got her to play the boy priest Tripitaka.”
– Warlach
“Yo mamma so fake she does Australian accents for American television.”
– Chrispian
“Yo mamma so fake that the cage goes in the water, you go in the water,...”
– Chrispian
“Yo mamma so fake somewhere in Dorian Gray’s attic there’s a portrait...”
– Warlach
“Yo mamma so fake the US is getting her to plan their exit from Iraq.”
– Chrispian
“Yo mamma so fake FOX News uses her as a source of information…”
– Warlach